Delicious and Nutritious: 3 Square Meals That Will Make You A Better Person
Breakfast:
Every morning I roll out of my bathtub like any other married guy, crank my favorite Linkin Park tune, and pour myself one of these bad boys.
The American Spirits can get a little pricey at times, but the key vitamins and nutrients are worth it in the end. Most folks don't know this, but cigarettes help create a healthy immune system when consumed. Which is why I look amazing and feel amazing.
Lunch:
My work is generous enough to give me a 45 second lunch break (paid), which is just enough time to scarf down a full four course lunch.
The day I finally quit cold turkey and switched to energy ham is the day I came alive. Protein, caffeine, and creatine all in one delicious sandwich.
Single-handedly curb stomps La Croix. Or should I say, La CRAP. Zing!
MORE CAFFEINE
100% grass fed beef, none of that processed bullshit. Veggie burger options coming in 2020.
Supper:
In case you haven't guessed already, I'm not much of a cook. So I alternate between Taco Bell and McDonalds for dinner every night, and many are unaware of their secret menu items...
Taco Bell's Cheetos Quesadilla:
Price: 2 for $1.49.
Pros: Breathtaking flavor, good spread of Cheetos and beef, fresh tortillas
Cons: No flamin' hot flavor yet...
Overall: 7.4/7
McDonalds Pickle Burger:
Price: $1.09
Pros: Everyone knows the best part of the burger are the pickles, can order sliced or just have a whole ass pickle on a bun if desired.
Cons: Could use more pickles
Overall: 6.9/12
