9 MOVIES I WANT TO SEE BUT DON’T HAVE THE BUDGET TO MAKE
Remake of Free Willy but they put a person in a whale costume to play Willy. Ideal Willy Actor: Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. Caveat: Everyone in the movie knows that Willy’s not a real whale but they feel really bad for him so they just play along the whole time.
Homeward Bound in space
A teenage boy wakes up to find his pointer finger has turned into a carrot. The carrot tells him to do evil things but he refuses (the carrot’s voice will be played by Jack Black). Then, one day the carrot makes him an offer he can’t refuse . . . to steal the declaration of independence.
Texas Revolution documentary but the whole cast is played by the ants from the cult classic “Antz” directed by Eric Darnell and Tim Johnson.
Another documentary: put Gopro’s on 100 pigeons in NYC and cut together all the times they poop on people's’ heads. Working title: “Head Shits & Kill Shots: A Pigeon’s Story”
Disney Pixar’s Cars 4 but it’s not cars… it’s snakes. And those snakes are on a plane. BOOM! Snakes on a Plane 2 with a big ol Disney budget.
Final Destination but it’s only people choking on Ciabatta bread in Italy.
Bambi in space
“The Oscars; A True Cage Match” The cage is made of a bunch of Nicholas Cage’s bound together and screaming at the nominees. The nominees can pick one item that was a part of their movie to use as a weapon but…no guns! Winner of the Cage match gets the Oscar and their pick of one of the Nicholas Cage’s from the ‘Cage Cage’
