Casual Friday - Fishing for Fashion

Aloha bitches your favorite columnist Darren VondercrÖtch is off his bender and finally has time to tap some keys while waiting for his Uber to pick him up from the remains of some God-Fosaken gender neutral “gallery” opening in deep in Bushwick.

Throw that Supreme Clout pack in the garbage right now! New York Fashion Weeks Hottest New Trend is the Fishing Vest or as we like to call it here, the CropFop.

As always ALYX will still be swingin them big and cloutty with a chance of meatballs CHEST RIGS every season, but if thats not your thing why not chop the top and have your nipples covered with pockets and maybe a lux little patch of shearling? Cool TeenTM beloved star child (even though hes actually like 47) Virgil Abloh showed a version for his Louis Vuitton debut. Milan stronghold Alberta Ferreti showed soft pastel cotton versions over billowing blousons and supermodels. Even current Fashion Dinosaur/Vampire (no not Anna Wintour) Karl Lagerfeld showed his own inspired version on a blazer just now with Fendi. Crowd favorite however has to be the yet to be released true to form wool herringbone from Aime Leon Dore. Neither Rottweiler nor kilo of Coke included (to be presumed)

Cop here if your poor or HERE if youve paid off your student loans